Oh, Canada

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Looking at the map, it looks pretty easy for the good people to join Canada. I think we should secede, now that the majority of Americans have voted for the

  • pro-torture
  • prevent blacks from voting
  • trust in God to tell us what to do
  • pro-war
  • anti-gay
  • anti-abortion

party.

Isn't it interesting that it's mainly the more highly-educated states that voted for Kerry?

I think the gay marriage thing is what put them over the top. Way to move in the opposite direction of every other democracy, America.

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