Quick! Go see the George W. Bush Air National Guard action figure on eBay before they take it down.
Why wait until the redesign of Mount Rushmore?
Now you can own a piece of American history; the Texas Air National Guard George W Bush Action Figure.
This figure probably stands 14" in height, and is exactly as the future Leader of the Western World(tm) appeared during his service defending our Nation's borders from Mexicans and Bahamians.
Comes with detailed uniform (as imagined by base commander), sealed discharge papers, Coors Light keg, and "licensed to chug" bumper sticker.
Now you can have George in your home every day, even after November 2004!
This fully pose-able action figure of the Commander in Chief is likely correct down to the slightest detail. Our highly skilled Chinese craftspeople have been in the action figure industry for years, and trained under a generous re-education program. They make the best, most desirable action figures in the Free Market, or die tryin'!
Winning bidder will be notified of upcoming GWBANG accessories; pile of dried branches, action pretzel, overstuffed bags with "$" printed on them, blindfold, bible with real, highlighted passages, and earplugs.
The winning bidder will also receive TWO bonus gifts: the George W. Bush "Afternoon of September 11th 2001" tennis ensemble, and a genuine “First Lady Laura Bush Serving Sandwiches at a VA Hospital” action figure!
Supplies are limited; don't let yours disappear!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
[via TBOGG]
You forgot to mention there is rather a lot of assembly required.